Fre@ky Sandwiches (Cooking Style Pt 2)

Hey Wasssup!!! Now that I am back to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, I can start cooking for my own experimentation. Well! I want to share with you a recipe of my own. It’s called “freaky sandwiches”. It started cooking it out of nowhere. Let me name the ingredients: mushrooms, breads, ham, cheese, butter, black pepper, sprouts and salad dressing (coleslaw).
The 3 simple steps to prepare this crazy meal

Step 1: Wash and cut the mushrooms. Heat up a frying pan with low heat. Add some oil or butter to the pan to heat up the ham meat first. While warming up the ham, one can season the ham with some black pepper.

Step 2: Once it’s done, you can cook the mushrooms with black pepper or a small amount of bbq sauce to spice up the taste. When everything is done, remove mushrooms from the pan and you can now focus on heating up the breads on the frying pan, making sure it’s low heat. While heating up the breads, you can place a slice of cheese on top of the bread. In this case you can use whatever cheese one prefers.

Step 3: When the cheese starts to melt on top of the bread, one can remove the breads and start to place your ingredients: cheese below, ham next, mushrooms next, sprouts next, and coleslaw top. Make sure you turn off everything. Now everything is good to go.

Results
Taste: Kinda Cool; Decoration: Awesome; Preparation Time: Super fast & easy; Conclusion: Waulaueh (unbelievable) beh tahan.

Alternative Fre@k's Cooking Stylo (P1)

4 simple steps to Cook Your Own Fre@ky Maccheroni

Alternative Freaks: people who can't kick their old habits but somehow find a better and cheaper way to continue their old habits (the definition is on my previous post, freaky economics)

Italian Cuisine is usually quite expensive in a way. As an alternative freak, I usually learn how to cook my favorite dishes. Recently, when I was in Kuala Lumpur, my sister's home, I was left alone with a freaky starvation. Fortunately, I found some ingredients to cook a special and fast dish. Oh yeah! It's an Italian food. Well! Let me share with you my own fast-food recipe. If you are a lazy ass but enjoy Italian food, i think this might help a bit.

Ingredients: Garlic, Onions, parsley flakes, a can of mayo tuna, black pepper, maccheroni, cheese, beer and etc. LOL. Did I say beer? Yeah anything that fits.

First, boil your maccheroni for like 10-15 mins with some oil and salt and later, dry the maccheroni .
Second, heat up the oil or butter with chopped onion and garlic in a frying pan, and later put the maccheroni and mayo tuna. Give it a few mins in between.
Third, when the pan is getting a little dried, add some beer or water (like 2 tablespoons). In the end, you can add cheese for cheezy purpose.
Last, by now, you can start to switch off the fire and start decorating the food with parsley flakes and black peppers for sneezing effect.

Yeah! It's done. The cooking process of this Italian dish takes approximately 20-30 mins, and cooking instant noodles takes around 10 mins. Well! At least, you are cooking on your own. Be a fast-food cook now lazy ass. Lol... I know it's ugly but tasty.

Results
Taste: Freaky; Decoration: Weird; Preparation Time: Super fast & easy; Conclusion: Waulaueh (unbelievable)